if i said i wished you the best i was lying

Shout out to me for having the most awkward and ugly body of all time.

someone grow one of those crush things on me

 playing video games
someone: hey
 10 minutes later
me: I DIED AND ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING

4eyedblonde:

meowingtontcat:

Taxidermy.

tazidurme

taxiderp my god what

i farted and it woke my cat up

i cant stop laughing　